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Employee turnover in Ethiopian institutions: The silent cost of losing good teachers

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“You can replace an employee, but you cannot instantly replace the knowledge, experience, relationships, credibility, and goodwill that leave with that person.” — Dexter R. Emrit

Introduction

Employee turnover has become an important organizational challenge across many institutions in Ethiopia. From private companies and non-governmental organizations to schools, universities and public institutions, organizations regularly face the departure of employees who have gained valuable experience and skills. While some employee movement is normal and can even benefit an organization, persistent and high turnover can create significant financial, operational and human costs.

The issue is particularly important in the education sector. Teachers are not simply employees who perform a set of technical tasks. They build relationships with students, understand their learning needs, develop teaching materials, participate in school activities, communicate with parents and gradually acquire knowledge about the culture and operation of their institutions. When experienced teachers leave, schools lose much more than a vacant position.

For Ethiopian schools, therefore, employee turnover should not be viewed simply as a human-resource problem. It is also an educational-quality issue.

Understanding Employee Turnover

Employee turnover refers to the movement of employees into and out of an organization over a particular period. It may be voluntary, when employees decide to leave, or involuntary, when the organization terminates employment. Turnover can also occur because of retirement, relocation, career changes, organizational restructuring or the expiration of contracts.

A certain level of turnover is inevitable. Employees change careers, move to different locations, pursue further education and seek new opportunities. The challenge arises when turnover becomes frequent, unexpected or concentrated among experienced and high-performing employees.

For schools, the distinction between ordinary staff movement and problematic turnover is particularly important. A school may continue to fill vacancies and appear fully staffed, while still experiencing serious losses because newly recruited teachers require time to become familiar with the curriculum, students, assessment systems, school policies and institutional culture.

Why Do Employees Leave Ethiopian Institutions?

There is no single explanation for employee turnover. Employees’ decisions are generally influenced by a combination of economic, professional, organizational and personal factors.

1. Compensation and Benefits

Salary remains an important consideration for employees. When workers believe that their compensation does not adequately reflect their responsibilities, qualifications, workload or experience, they may begin to consider alternative employment.

For teachers, the issue can be particularly sensitive because teaching involves preparation, classroom management, assessment, extracurricular responsibilities, communication with parents and continuing professional development. Where these responsibilities increase without a corresponding improvement in compensation or benefits, dissatisfaction may develop.

However, salary alone does not explain every decision to leave. Some employees may accept a similar salary elsewhere if the alternative organization provides better working conditions, career opportunities or professional recognition.

2. Workload and Working Conditions

Heavy workloads can contribute significantly to employee dissatisfaction. Teachers may have responsibilities extending beyond classroom teaching, including lesson preparation, marking, meetings, student supervision, clubs, school events and administrative duties. When employees repeatedly experience excessive workloads without adequate support, their motivation may decline. Working conditions also matter. Class size, availability of teaching resources, administrative systems, technological support, workload distribution and physical working environments can influence employees’ willingness to remain with an institution.

3. Limited Career Development

Employees generally want to see a future within the organization. A teacher who remains in the same position for many years without opportunities for professional development, leadership responsibilities, promotion or specialization may eventually look elsewhere. Career development does not necessarily mean promotion to a managerial position. Schools can create opportunities through subject leadership, mentoring, curriculum coordination, professional training, examination coordination and participation in educational projects.

4. Leadership and Management

The relationship between employees and their immediate supervisors can strongly influence employee retention. Effective school leadership involves more than administrative control. Teachers need communication, feedback, professional respect and opportunities to participate in decisions affecting their work.  Poor communication, inconsistent application of rules, inadequate recognition and limited employee participation can contribute to dissatisfaction. A teacher may tolerate a demanding job when he or she feels respected and supported. Conversely, even relatively good financial conditions may not be enough to retain an employee who feels consistently undervalued.

5. Recognition and Respect

Recognition is an often-overlooked component of employee retention. Teachers regularly make contributions that may not be immediately visible. Preparing lessons after working hours, supporting struggling students, mentoring colleagues and participating in school activities require additional effort. When such contributions are consistently ignored, employees may perceive that their work is not valued. Recognition does not always have to involve financial rewards. Public appreciation, professional development opportunities, increased responsibility, certificates, constructive feedback and opportunities to demonstrate expertise can also communicate organizational appreciation.

The Particular Challenge of Teacher Turnover

Teacher turnover deserves special attention because education depends heavily on continuity. Consider a teacher who has spent several years teaching a particular group of students. The teacher understands the students’ strengths and weaknesses, knows which teaching approaches work for different learners and has developed relationships with parents and colleagues. If that teacher leaves, the replacement may be qualified and capable. Nevertheless, the new teacher needs time to understand the students and the institution.  This creates a form of institutional knowledge loss. The impact can be particularly significant in schools offering international curricula or specialized programmes. Teachers need familiarity with curriculum specifications, assessment objectives, examination requirements, internal systems and academic expectations. Replacing experienced teachers may therefore involve more than recruiting another qualified person.

The Hidden Cost of Employee Turnover

The financial cost of turnover is often easier to recognize than its hidden costs.  When an employee leaves, an institution may have to spend money on recruitment advertisements, interviews, selection, documentation, induction, and training. There may also be temporary reductions in productivity while the replacement becomes familiar with the job. For schools, additional costs can include:

  • recruitment and interview expenses;
  • induction and orientation;
  • training of newly appointed teachers;
  • redistribution of teaching responsibilities;
  • increased workload for existing teachers;
  • disruption to students’ learning;
  • loss of curriculum knowledge;
  • loss of mentoring capacity;
  • disruption of teacher-student relationships; and
  • reduced continuity in academic programs.

There can also be reputational consequences. If parents repeatedly observe teachers leaving a school, they may begin to question the stability of the institution.

How Teacher Turnover Can Affect Students

The most important question is not simply, “How many teachers have left?” It is “What happens to students when teachers leave?” Frequent teacher changes can interrupt learning continuity. Students may have to adjust to different teaching methods, classroom expectations and assessment approaches. For younger learners, changes in teachers may also affect emotional stability and classroom relationships. For examination classes, frequent changes can be especially challenging because students need continuity in curriculum coverage, revision and examination preparation. This does not mean that every teacher departure necessarily damages student achievement. A well-managed transition can minimize disruption. The concern arises when turnover is frequent, unexpected and poorly managed.

What Can Ethiopian Institutions Do?

Reducing turnover does not necessarily mean trying to keep every employee indefinitely. Instead, institutions should identify the reasons why valuable employees leave and address the factors that they can realistically influence.

Conduct Exit Interviews

When an employee leaves, the organization should ask why. Exit interviews can help institutions identify recurring problems involving compensation, leadership, workload, professional development or organizational culture. The purpose should not be to blame departing employees. The objective is to identify patterns. If ten teachers independently report similar concerns, management should consider whether there is an organizational issue that requires attention.

Strengthen Professional Development

Professional development can improve both employee capability and commitment. Schools can provide structured opportunities for teachers to attend training, participate in professional learning communities, mentor colleagues and develop specialized expertise. Teachers who see themselves learning and progressing may be more likely to perceive the institution as a place where they can build a career rather than simply hold a job.

Improve Communication

Employees should understand organizational expectations, policies and decisions. School leaders can create regular opportunities for teachers to raise concerns and contribute ideas. Communication should not be limited to occasions when something goes wrong.

Review Workloads

Management should regularly examine whether workloads are distributed fairly. Where teachers are carrying excessive administrative responsibilities, institutions should determine whether some duties can be reorganized, shared or supported by administrative staff.

Recognize Performance

A culture of recognition can contribute to employee engagement. Recognition should be transparent and linked to meaningful contributions. It can include appreciation for innovative teaching, student support, curriculum development, mentoring and other forms of professional contribution.

Create Clear Career Paths

Employees need to understand how they can progress. Schools can develop pathways such as:

Teacher → Senior Teacher → Subject Coordinator → Department Head → Academic Leadership

Not every teacher wants to become a manager, so professional-specialist pathways should also be considered.

Retention Should Not Mean Ignoring Performance

An important point must be emphasized: employee retention should not become an objective in itself. An institution should aim to retain effective and committed employees, while maintaining fair performance standards. Keeping employees who consistently under perform simply to reduce turnover can create different organizational problems. The objective should therefore be a healthy balance between employee satisfaction, organizational performance and accountability.

Building Institutions Where People Want to Stay

Ultimately, employee turnover is closely connected to organizational culture. Employees are more likely to remain when they believe that their work has meaning, their contributions are recognized, their leaders communicate effectively, their workload is manageable and they have opportunities to develop. For schools, this means creating an environment in which teachers can say:

“I am respected here. I am developing here. My work matters here.”

Such an environment cannot be created through salary alone. It requires effective leadership, fair policies, professional development, recognition and genuine attention to employees’ experiences.

Conclusion

Employee turnover is not simply a number calculated by a human-resources department. Behind every departure is a person taking experience, knowledge, relationships and organizational memory with them. In Ethiopian institutions, and particularly in schools, managing turnover should therefore become a strategic responsibility rather than an administrative reaction. Schools that continuously recruit replacements without addressing why experienced teachers leave may find themselves dealing with the same problem repeatedly. In contrast, institutions that listen to employees, invest in professional development, manage workloads fairly, recognize contributions and provide meaningful career opportunities can create stronger conditions for employee retention. The future of education depends not only on recruiting qualified teachers but also on creating institutions in which qualified teachers have compelling professional reasons to stay.

Policy uncertainty threatens economic reform momentum, experts warn

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More than two years after Ethiopia launched a sweeping phase of economic reforms, economists warn that lasting progress will depend on predictable policies, stronger institutions and efforts to improve the competitiveness of domestic businesses.

The country has made progress towards liberalising its economy and addressing long-standing macroeconomic imbalances. However, analysts say policy adjustments alone will not resolve the structural constraints that limit productivity, investment and job creation.

Economists estimate that the current reform agenda could take five to ten years to deliver comprehensive structural transformation. Its success will depend on consistent implementation, effective institutional reforms and the private sector’s ability to adapt to greater domestic and international competition.

The reforms introduced in July 2024 marked a significant shift away from a state-led growth model that had shaped economic activity for about two decades. That model relied heavily on a tightly managed exchange rate, restricted financial markets and extensive government borrowing to finance public infrastructure.

Although the approach supported rapid GDP growth for several years, it also contributed to financial pressures and external imbalances. Ethiopia’s default on its Eurobond obligations in late 2023 highlighted the urgency of addressing those vulnerabilities.

Supported by the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank, the reform programme aims to build a more market-oriented economy. Its measures include moving towards a market-determined exchange rate, introducing an interest-rate-based monetary framework, reducing direct central-bank financing of government deficits, and reforming trade and taxation systems.

The government has also expanded social-protection programmes intended to cushion vulnerable households against the immediate costs of economic adjustment.

The central question, economists say, is whether these changes will translate into higher productivity, more employment and measurable improvements in living standards.

Opening previously protected sectors to private and foreign investment is a central element of the reform strategy. The aim is to attract capital, introduce technology and improve efficiency.

Speaking to Capital, Berhanu Denu, an economist at Addis Ababa University, said domestic businesses should view greater competition not only as a threat, but also as an incentive to improve performance.

“Many domestic industries operated under state protection for a long time, facing minimal competition and lacking sufficient incentives to enhance productivity,” Berhanu said.

He argued that competition can encourage businesses to improve efficiency, raise product quality and respond more effectively to consumer demand. Foreign investors can also bring capital, manufacturing technology, management expertise and access to export markets.

However, the transition presents challenges for domestic firms accustomed to protected markets. Local manufacturers often struggle to match multinational companies’ production costs, economies of scale and supply-chain efficiency.

Berhanu said long-term competitiveness cannot be achieved by shielding domestic businesses indefinitely. Instead, firms need to modernise equipment, strengthen corporate governance, develop workforce skills and produce goods that meet market requirements.

He added that government assistance should be targeted and balanced against wider development needs. While some sectors may require temporary support, public resources are also needed for education, healthcare, roads, water and electricity.

“Continuously redirecting limited public resources to subsidize inefficient private enterprises diverts capital away from broader national development priorities,” he said.

Despite progress towards macroeconomic stabilisation, economists say the transition to a market-driven economy requires institutional changes and more efficient allocation of capital and resources.

World Bank diagnostic analyses identify several constraints on private-sector expansion and poverty reduction. These include the large presence of state-owned enterprises, underdeveloped financial markets and complex regulatory, licensing and business-registration procedures.

Low agricultural productivity also remains a constraint, with limited changes in the sector’s productivity and employment patterns over the past two decades.

Berhanu noted that major businesses in banking, aviation and telecommunications remain under state ownership, including through Ethiopian Investment Holdings. However, he cautioned against treating privatisation as an automatic solution to inefficiency.

“Some past privatizations failed to deliver tangible gains in technology, productivity, or fresh capital investment,” he said.

He argued that privatisation should be judged by improvements in efficiency, technology and productivity, rather than changes in ownership alone. Effective competition, sound corporate governance and independent regulation are needed to ensure that ownership changes produce economic benefits.

Foreign-exchange reform remains one of the most sensitive elements of the transition.

Before the reforms, the gap between official and parallel-market exchange rates exceeded 100 per cent. Although it narrowed considerably, a spread of roughly 15 per cent remained in early 2026.

The commercial banking system also faced an outstanding foreign-exchange request backlog estimated at US$1.4 billion in late April 2026. The birr has continued to adjust under the market-oriented framework, with official banking rates cited at approximately 163 birr per US dollar.

These pressures highlight the difficulties businesses continue to face in securing foreign currency to import raw materials, machinery and other production inputs.

Economists say sustainable reform requires more than exchange-rate adjustments. Improved access to finance, industrial diversification and more efficient resource allocation are equally important.

Education and training must also respond more closely to labour-market demand. Vocational institutions and universities need to equip workers with the skills required by expanding manufacturing and service industries.

For investors, access to finance and skilled workers must be supported by a predictable regulatory environment.

Berhanu warned that frequent and unexpected policy changes could undermine confidence, complicate long-term planning and discourage businesses from investing in expansion.

He said predictability does not mean policies must remain unchanged indefinitely. Rather, adjustments should be supported by evidence, communicated clearly and implemented through established institutional procedures.

Structural transformation requires sustained commitment over five to ten years, although progress will differ between sectors. Initial improvements in efficiency and output may emerge within five to seven years, while building a globally competitive economy requires longer-term investment in productive capacity, skills and infrastructure.

Drawing on the development experiences of China, Japan, Germany and India, Berhanu said economic transformation involves more than deregulation. It requires strong institutions, technological upgrading and an environment in which domestic businesses can grow and compete.

The shadow of Treachery.

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Trust is the quiet currency on which relationships, businesses, and societies run. Those who extend a helping hand do so on the assumption that generosity will be met with honesty.and mutual respect. When someone repays that generosity with treachery, the damage goes beyond the loss itself, because a violation of trust at its core is hard to repair a moral norm that most people rely on to cooperate

Whether applied to relationships, business, or society, turning against those who provide help or resources ultimately leads to one’s own undoing. Dealing with the aftermath of something that looks like betrayal is hard enough, but when it spills out into the open for others to see and discuss, it adds a whole new layer of frustration and exposure.

When someone repays generosity or abundance with treachery, it stings because it’s a violation of trust at its core. Yet some people   expect praise for everything small thing they have done. But they are purely wicked. They are really wolf with ship close. They mistake patience for weakness and kindness for blindness. Nonetheless, it is a curse stamp that always hinge the doer in life.

They make a costly mistake taking patience for weakness and empathy for a lack of awareness. They assume the choice to be kind and as blindness not to see their wrong doing. That is a timeless truth about self-destructive behaviour, ingratitude, and the dangers of harming the very source of one’s life sustenance or support.

Doing such ingratitude, they think it’s is batter to escape in to thin air to establish a new life somewhere where they feel is far not to be tracked  down. Yet betrayers often believe they have won. They mistake patience for weakness and kindness for blindness, assuming that a choice to be gentle means a failure to see wrong-doing.

But something is not sitting right in their mind wherever they are. They will always be insecure living with their guilt. Because they know first-hand how easily they broke trust, they live in constant paranoia. No matter how far they travel, that internal rot follows them like shadow giving them no rest.

People who build their lives on betrayal eventually consume themselves. They might pack their bags and move far away, hoping distance will act like a reset button. But physical distance doesn’t cure internal nonsense. It is impossible to truly escape yourself. They live carrying a high risk of criminal evidence all along their life.

Their attempt to outrun their actions will ultimately fail them. Wherever they go, they have to live with the person they see in the mirror every morning. Knowing they betrayed someone who extended a helping hand leaves them with a permanent psychological scare. Instead of finding peace, they find a quiet, nagging insecurity. The things they did don’t vanish just because a new zip code changes.

When someone lives by deceit, paranoia becomes constant companion. Because they know how easily they themselves betrayed trust, they project that dishonesty onto everyone else around. They will continue even suspecting those closest to them. As the Ethiopian saying goes, “ሌባ እናት ልጇን አታምንም” (A thief mother does not trust her own child); those who practice treachery can never truly trust anyone, nor can they feel safe in return.

Because they engage with dishonesty making it their own operating system, they assume everyone else operates in the exact same way. In their new environment, they will likely live in a constant state of suspicion, unable to form deep or trusting connections because they know first-hand how easily trust can be shattered.

 Time has a way of sorting this people out. They will be left carrying the heavy burden and consequences of their own destructive choices, while others are free from the undue back breaking weigh  of deceit.

At first they think they’re clever for exploiting a helping hand, completely missing the fact that you were watching the whole time and that other people are noticing, too. Wherever they go and and whatever they touch their behavioural fiasco,  can easily reveal their stinking foul play. They may try to gold dig without being caught at first, but not forever. In due course of time, they may be found out guilty. While outward presentations can be deceiving, consistent actions especially regarding how someone handles boundaries, finances, or reciprocity reveal true character.

While these people might physically outrun a situation, they can never outrun their own conscience or the integrity of their character. One moment can be staged to fake innocence but behavioural failure emerge to light their dishonesty.

When someone relies on manipulation rather than genuine effort, the facade often crumbles under the weight of its own dishonesty. Maintaining an act or trying to mask underlying motives takes constant energy, and cracks invariably show over time under pressure causing stress to shake firm standing.

While outward presentations can be deceiving, consistent actions especially regarding how someone handles boundaries, finances, or mutuality reveal true character.  Outrun may add motion but distance cannot works well to erase internal reality of one’s own choices and psychological failure.

The road behind you keeps shaping where you stand, even when you’ve stopped looking at it. Just pretending it away doesn’t remove its influence. It haunts you with an avoidable influence working unseen. When a person’s life is built on deceit, paranoia becomes an inescapable shadow because a dishonest life creates a constant state of vulnerability.

Those who honestly reckon their past to correct it can build a foundation; those who deny it keep stumbling over it without knowing why. One may go forward carrying guilt, but escape is not something the past ever grants.

Progress requires honesty. If people faces their past acknowledging their missteps, accepting the accountability, and integrating those hard lessons, they can build their future. They might carry scars, but they can stand firmly on what they’ve learned and move forward with purpose.

Trying to outrun reality means constantly tripping over the very history you refuse to look at. You can change your location, your title, or your surroundings, but you cannot outrun your own footprint. Distance does not guaranty redemption.

Treachery corrodes trust beyond the two people involved. It teaches observers to be more guarded from naivety. A person who burns a benefactor may gain once, but word travels, and future helpers withdraw. In game theory terms, defection can win a single round but destroys the conditions for future cooperation.

Genuine trust repair usually may requires more than just an apology. It really needs acknowledgment, restitution to compensate the loss and time consistent behaviour. Yet still there is  hard part in the  violations of trust , where the stakes are so high even a full repair process, acknowledgment, restitution, time, consistent behaviour may not restore the relationship to what it was. You may not be successful to win the victim heart as convinced as we want.

Even if the betrayer does everything for right restitution, the victim now knows what that person is capable of. That knowledge itself doesn’t erase the bad memory. It may just allow the new promise to land in different ground. The relationship may be rebuilt, but in a different mode not in the old way. The victim may not afford the luxury of   establishing a personal relation free from scepticism with  the betrayer for just an apology and realized restitution.

Thank you for reading this little pieces.

Gzachew Wolde

The laughter at the edge of a lie

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Lateness is often defended by appeals to traffic, unreliable transport, and unforeseen interruptions. These explanations are not always false; urban life is genuinely unpredictable. Yet they have also become a convenient language through which avoidable delays are presented as unavoidable circumstances.

People usually defend lateness with a few recurring arguments — worth laying out fairly since there’s real substance on both sides. These days’ time estimates are inherently uncertain where congested traffic, transit delays, and unexpected interruptions and many things in life aren’t fully within anyone’s control.

There are common and convenient excuse that plenty of people use to arrest other people helpless mind reasoning to submit for latness. However, it is now common to hear people lie in public transport making lie describing the place they have reached when the place they really are is far or different from what they are telling to someone they want to reach or to wait them.

It is hard to verify in the moment. The other person can’t check your GPS, so such lies are easy to make, and they are good to appear convincing helping you victimless though untrue. This is a secondary layer of deception built around lateness. Such lies borrows credibility from the impossibility of verification. These kind of lies survives not because they are convincing, but because it’s unfalsifiable in the moment.

Currently, trust in these small daily interactions has quietly shifted from verification-based to faith-based precisely because technology like GPS, transit apps makes verification possible but social norms haven’t caught up to demanding it to this level.

Such tools help to catch where the lie exist, but using them would itself feel like an accusation, so people let the lie stand either for social reason or for lack of the system. Yet, small deceptions compound the same way chronic lateness does, but they’re harder to call out or openly point out or confront someone about something they did wrongly because each individual instance seems too small and too uncertain to justify confrontation.

 Many times you let it pass easy because it is hard to actually say to the person, “You lied about where you were” because any single instance of this sort connected to being 10 minutes or more further away than claimed feels too minor or petty to make an issue of. 

In public transport and other shared spaces, it has become increasingly common to overhear people describing, in great detail, places they have not reached and have no real intention of reaching, all to deceive and reassure the caller on the other end of the line the different story they have created. These fabricated accounts, delivered with surprising confidence, turn everyone nearby into an forced audience.

The caller on the other end of the line may have no way to check the story, but the people sitting beside the speaker do. They can see the bus is still crawling through traffic while the caller is being told it is almost at the gate. A lie that survives because it is unverifiable to one listener is, in the same moment, fully exposed to everyone else within earshot.

A more troubling habit has developed alongside chronic lateness: the false account of one’s location. A person still several stops away may confidently say, “I am almost there,” knowing that the waiting person cannot immediately verify the claim. The lie endures not because it is persuasive, but because it is temporarily unfalsifiable. Asking for proof may appear distrustful or accusatory, so many people accept the statement on faith.

The result is a quiet shift from verification-based trust to faith-based trust. Each small falsehood may seem insignificant, but repeated deception weakens the credibility on which everyday cooperation depends. A society does not lose trust only through major betrayals; it also loses it through a thousand convenient “I am almost there” stories.

Ethiopian public transport has produced many unsung performers. They do not hold microphones, sell tickets, or ask for applause. They simply answer a phone call and announce, with the confidence of a national news anchor, “I am just around the corner.”

The audience did not buy tickets. They were simply sitting nearby, minding their own business, when a private lie became public theatre. The speaker describes imaginary streets, invented landmarks, and a heroic final approach to the destination. The passengers listen, smile, and remember the Amharic wisdom: wedew aysequ—laughter comes uninvited.

All the same, the uncertainty is only the honest half of lateness. The other half begins when the delay is real and the speaker decides to hide it. Yet the lies become a kind of impromptu of a sudden stand-up comedy turning white lies into theatre material for bystanders to be amused.

This familiar scene brought to mind Eyayu Fungus, the celebrated Ethiopian stand-up comedy that turns ordinary, amusing moments of daily life into theatrical material. This well-known Amharic proverb, “wedew aysequ”— —“ወደው አ ይስቁ”— literally, mean “laughter comes uninvited.” This is lagely because none of the people around signed up for this performance, yet everyone laughs anyway.

The same instinct sits behind “Eyayu Fungus,” that built its humour on exactly this kind of everyday fiction, where the confidence on a white lie is the joke. The Ethiopian proverb: —“ወደው አ ይስቁ”— captures it easily because laughter is not sometimes something we grant on request. It escapes us when the gap between what is said and what is true becomes too obvious to ignore, and the overheard speaker, sure that no one is listening, supplies that gap leaving the substance as a free amusement piece.

Now white lie is serving critical purpose. It is rarely idle. The fiction has a job to do, and that is what makes it so confidently delivered: the speaker is not performing for us, only fleeing a discomfort. We simply happen to witness the escape and the unintended stand-up comedy.

For the speaker, the white lie is a means of escape. Someone running late claims to be “I am almost there,” while may be still two stops away. Yet the invented journey buys time, avoids an argument, and keeps the caller calm.

Nonetheless, a lie told to get out of one situation walks straight into different stage. Spoken aloud in a crowded space, it stops being private and becomes theatre material specifically a unscripted stand-up comedy for bystanders. What the speaker uses as a way out, is received by the audience around as spontaneous comedy. Simply put, the lie takes a sudden dual life and escape the author to be an unscripted comedy.

In public transport and other shared spaces, these private fictions often become public performances. A passenger, speaking loudly into a phone, constructs an elaborate account of  places they have not reached and may be never intended to reach elaborate account of a journey that exists only in imagination, and the nearby strangers become an uninvited, unpaid audience.

Lateness itself is forgivable; the roads, the queues, the traffic and the day’s small disruptions guarantee it. What is harder to excuse is the quiet fiction built on top of it, the “I’m almost there” that buys a few minutes of calm at the cost of a little truth.

We rarely challenge it, because verification feels like accusation and any single lie seems too small to matter. So the lie stands, earning its way through public space as the substance of accidental theatre for everyone who overhears, and as protection of temper on the other end, sparing the teller an unwanted challenge. Perhaps that is why we laugh. The laughter is not only at the speaker but at ourselves, at a world where we have all agreed to believe what we cannot check, and where a lie, delivered with enough confidence, is the only thing that arrives on time, uncalled.

Small deceptions compounded with lateness in this way mostly go unchallenged. Although technology has made verification possible, unwritten social norms have not made it acceptable, so we continue to rely on faith rather than steadfast proof.